Definitions by MooseWinchester

myspace 

An extinct plane of existence consisting of slutty teenage, emo, attention whore, douchebags who constantly update their page and don't really have any friends but pretend to. Much like a facebook, but no one gives one shit about it anymore. (Thank God almighty)

2006 Teenagers-

OMG OMG OMG I HAVE TO UPDATE MY MYSPACE!

2014 Teenagers-

What the hell is a myspace?

myspace by MooseWinchester January 23, 2014