by Cra341 May 22, 2025
SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"
SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."
by chota boy January 10, 2009
by Jonathan "Johnny" Jones August 10, 2008
Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.
This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.
This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.
by retiredretardreturns June 26, 2024
by Nerdboy1982! May 21, 2020
When you rehash an old story, again and again, but nothing is added to the story. It is just another reHASH of the characters doing the same thing, over and over again. It adds nothing, but might be brighter and more full of fluff than anything with any semblance of character development. How many times do we have to see The Phoenix Saga done?
Watching X-Men:Apocalypse makes me sad, the level of Junk Food Storytelling is pathetic, and just to give the actor a softball role to play.
by WarbearPrime June 19, 2024
Doing jumping jacks nude.
by a714generation June 30, 2011