Jerkypoo

for heterosexuals: the act of a man defecating in a woman's mouth while the woman jerks off the man

for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man

when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay

Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Jeremyism

a disorder characterized by a strong compulsion to display one's genitals to an unsuspecting stranger.

Police Officer: And how would you describe this man's penis?

Victim: Large, like... like the boughs of an oak tree.

Police Officer: Ma'am, the man you described has a condition known as Jeremyism which causes his unexplainable behavior. We're doing everything we can to bring this man into custody.

by bigpoppahuggins March 4, 2010

Jeremy Smith

Jeremy William Smith is the lead vocals, as well as the piano player for the pop-rock band Days Difference. He is the younger brother of the bands drummer, Jonathan Smith. He is the most fabulous person in the world. Looks like he is trying to be a model in most of the pictures he takes with his fans.

I want to marry Jeremy Smith from Days Difference.

by Shoshannah Sherwin December 23, 2010

Ron Jeremy

Getting hit in the eye from a falling hacky sack or other object while looking up in the air to see where it went.

Ouch. Mindy took a Ron Jeremy to the eye when she was looking to see where the hack got booted.

by Danon Hargadin February 7, 2007

jerky werky

A silly way of saying jack off, or jacking someone else off.

Yeah, after that party I took Brandy back to my place and she gave me the ol' jerky werky before she passed out

by The Jugulator January 30, 2010

Jeremy Lenzo

Jeremy Lenzo is the bassist of Mayday Parade, previously in Defining Moment. He's that awesome dude, occasionally with a fro who you just have to love! He is famous for his funny tweets. He is EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE.
He is an awesome dude.

I totally saw Mayday Parade last night, Jeremy Lenzo looked so rapable!

by GlitterAndGlam. October 10, 2010

Jeremy

Jeremy is the sweetest guy u will ever meet. He will love u and care for u he’ll do anything just for u. He can make u laugh without a problem and take care of u but if ur on his bad side we will turn into a big dick to people he hates so u better watch out!

Jeremy is hot, I want to be his bf!

by Albertian May 14, 2018