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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
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Hamdans

There are so many hamdans here in this cafe
by Mikasa hinata June 1, 2025
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Hamdhan

Hamdhan is a very very wonderful person who is loyal, kind, handsome, and cool
Girl 1 : Omg my bf is so Hamdhan
Girl 2 : You're soo lucky
by Reallifepoopoohead September 10, 2025
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Hamburger-Face

An expression someone or something exhibits due to unexpected dissatisfaction
My brother has been walking around the house all day with a damn "Hamburger-Face" ever since he found out about girlfriend cheating
by OozoozooO October 10, 2025
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Haldue

adj 1. Describes someone that has no humor whatsoever (like unfunny, corny.)

adj 2. Describes a general unfunny, unoriginal asshole
1. Yeah BOB is just so Haldue
2. There's a reason why your parent's divorced, youre just Haldue.
by bucket head type 2 cancer December 18, 2025
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Hamburg ferris wheel

The Hamburg ferris wheel is when the male partner is lying flat on his back while the female partner takes the penis anal. Then the female partner starts rotating with the penis in her anus. While rotating she urinates in a circle around her and on the male partner.
Babe, lets try out the hamburg ferris wheel.
by WrightFlight12 January 15, 2026
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candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.
Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.
by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009
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