aaris gordon 

A freakishly sexy beast who is commonly referred to as the physical manifestation of Jesus, but black. He is completely pure, and in most cases meeting him results in the ultimate orgasm. However be careful as he is highly skilled at the art of sliding in DM's and stealing your girl.

Jimmy showing the new kid, Bob, around. Jimmy: Oh shit, look its Aaris Gordon! Bob:Who tf is that. Jimmy:You don't know Aaris Gordon?!?! Oh you better get ready for the best time of your life. As Aaris Gordonapproaches, Jimmy is drooling with anticipation, and Bob is just wiondering how great this guy could be. Aaris Gordon: Hey guys what's going on? Instantly Bob understood as both Jimmy and him began twitching uncontrollably, feeling the best orgasm of their lives. It was over as soon as it started, and Aaris Gordon had already slid in and stole both of their girls. It was a life changing experience for Bob.

aaris gordon by @yourface January 30, 2017

henry gordon 

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

henry gordon by harshilthecommercial October 8, 2017

lexi gordon 

she is an amazing girl, with a sexy body that can rock your world. she is the nicest person you would ever meet!

"Lexi Gordon is a sexy beast"'

lexi gordon by alexandra ellen January 16, 2018

Waxey Gordoned 

A reference to the American gangster Waxey Gordon who specialized in bootlegging used to describe an individual who is intoxicated.

"Jimmy just took a shit on my door step, he's absolutely Waxey Gordoned."

Waxey Gordoned by KingSpecialK June 9, 2018

Ben Gordon 

To have a massive camera

Holy fuck that guy has a Ben Gordon

Ben Gordon by Lovehandlepeepeehead December 7, 2018

Will Gordon 

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.

“Get bodied”-Will Gordon

Will Gordon by Qwerhah January 16, 2019

James Gordon 

Usually someone who collects yard ornaments and leave them to sit for the rest of time dose not know how to control himself even tho he is married and will never play the listed prices for fast food usually married to a pat pasty

Damn James Gordon always looking for a discount

James Gordon by Heyypu August 18, 2019