Gearanderthal

Knuckle-dragger whose cranial activity is limited to motor-based stimulus.

That Gearanderthal
spent his kid’s college fund on his jacked-up truck and off-road toys.

by Eguome March 22, 2026

gearcell

A gearcell is an individual (usually young of age) who copes with their body insecurities by abusing performance enhancing drugs.

"Dude, my physique is so aesthetic, I can't be chopped!"
"Nigga... you blasted gear for a physique attainable in a year of solid training. You still ugly as fuck you gearcell"

by UrbanGewt March 30, 2026

Gearaholic

Someone that loves gears a little too much.

Bro is an absolute gearaholic when he smokes a blunt.

by Jeremiah Whittaker Kingsley December 13, 2024

Gearty

Slang for “heart”

Popularized by the popular tik tok “you broke my gearty” it is now commonly used to replace the wird

Goofy: shaggy you broke my gearty when you cheated on me with scooby

Shaggy: Im sorry man i didn’t mean to.

by castiel_iscoollike_pastel January 13, 2025

gearrigation

10W-40.

Older engines and transmissions may need a bit of extra gearrigation, so don't be shy or stingy about topping off da reservoirs slightly above da dipsticks' "full" lines.

by QuacksO February 11, 2025

Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.

"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."

by bearybandit February 27, 2025

GearTick

Someone who is a rookie at a hobby, spends on expensive gear/equipment despite having very little knowledge on how to use it properly.

Bob is such a GearTick for spending on a Ryzen Threadripper CPU despite him having an incompatible motherboard.

by Katonik May 16, 2025