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morbidly flat chested

A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.
Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.
by Big Pappa 4487 October 11, 2015
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flat-chested

did you see that flat-chested girl?
by tim March 13, 2003
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flat earther

In Indonesia, also used for people from Islam-related organizations (FPI, FUI, PKS) and their followers that is too easy to be fooled, too easy to believe their preacher/ulama. Even though what they say and do violated Islam rules, like rejecting to pray for dead body just because he/she voted for that religion blasphemy accused governor (Ahok) when alive.

In Indonesian, said as "kaum bumi datar". This term also comes from flat earth concept. Their preacher used to talk about flat earth in mosques over and over again before Jakarta governor vote campaign started.
Flat earthers are crazy. I used to think that rejecting dead body (to be managed) is just a joke, now it really happened to an old woman in Jakarta.
by fitsa hats March 29, 2017
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flat Earth Idiot

A person who believes the earth is flat but has no idea how the flat earth model works and makes a bad name for other flat earthers.
Tom is such a Flat Earth Idiot. He said the sun gos over then under the earth, where as in fact the sun spirals above the earth
by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017
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flat joke

lame joke - falls flat and not funny at all.
I'm not very comfortable with Maria; she often make flat jokes and I find it so iritating.
by spiderdian January 9, 2016
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flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.
Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick
by Jason December 18, 2004
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flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.
by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020
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