Coffee flavored kisses

When your girl gives you a kiss when your half asleep in the morning before she goes to work.

My girlfriend finished her coffee and rushed to give me coffee flavored kissesbefore she had to go to work.

by Serpico1 March 21, 2016

purple flamers

At least as old as late 1970s, it meant a male homosexual who's tastelessly over the top or hyper-faggish to an obnoxious potency, way too brassy and overacting the part of how he sees his own sexual personality, or else he's doing it half unawares, because of some unmet inner needs. A person who hangs out ordinarily with his /her close gay friends will not dig being within earshot or line-of-sight of this type of individual. So it's not an anti-gay thing. It's a Taste thing. period. Many other gay men would ask for long-handled wooden spoons to gag with rather than endure a Liberace clone attack.

Purple flamers might behave in a child-like way deliberately, just to piss you off or hijack your attention to them also in a babyish way.

by 3deep April 6, 2016

space flavored boxers

Boxers that taste like existencial crisis.

"Yo dude, you got any space flavored boxers?"

"Yeah man, they're in my bag."

by Peter Tale V. March 25, 2017

full flavor profile

When your partner is so proficient at performing fellatio and has a long enough tongue to lick our anus, taint, and scrotum at the same time.

I've heard that Beth's tongue is so long she can have the full flavor profile.

by The Crafty Otter August 14, 2017

Riley Flaherty

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.

by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018

Caillou-Flavored

It means bald, because Caillou is bald. If you are talking to a weeaboo/japanophile, you can say Saitama-flavored, because of the famous bald anime character, saitama from One Punch Man

person1: hey before you meet my uncle, i should let you know, he;s Caillou-flavored

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom June 9, 2019

Squalor Flavor

An acquired taste of shittiness, primarily in the fast food realm. Similar to the taste of umami, but instead of rich sumptuous flavors there's an underlying hatred of the minimum wage job, the food chain, and your desperation as the customer... and a lotta grease. It's the part of a White Castles or an Arby's sandwich that you can't define, but elevates it to euphoric nostalgia of a simpler time in your life.

The breakfast burritos at Sonic are good in a squalor flavor kinda way. The individual ingredients themselves are shitty, but together there's nothing else like it.

by Alalow September 8, 2019