Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015

Ding baggle

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016