dorky dad

the best kinds of dads, because you can make fun of them when they tell horrible dad jokes.
Dad: "Hey, want to hear one of my jokes!"
Me: "You're such a dorky dad."
by SomeBoyNamedSue December 24, 2017
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Dad Spackle

The little pieces of shit your dad leaves behind after using the toilet.
Mark: You alright bro? You were in there for a while.
Joe: Sorry dude, it was a rough one. I left some dad spackle in the bowl; you might want to clean it up before your girlfriend comes over.
by supercrapdog December 25, 2012
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Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.
“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke
by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018
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Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 15, 2023
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Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.
My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!
by Avocado2004 February 15, 2021
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eat dad

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad
by Davesgiblets1 February 08, 2022
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Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.
My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.
by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018
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