Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Craniator

the machine that has 8 dildos attached and is placed under the chairs of the sisters in church and vibrate it using a mechnoid machine. So they can feel Jesus in their spirit....

Craniator dbn'b'sbns/b;l,slh

by quartz89 January 28, 2022

Craniorectoscopy

The surgical procedure whereby one's head is removed from their hind quarters.

Adam recently underwent a successful craniorectoscopy, freeing up his head, which was embedded in his ass for decades

by The BS Express January 28, 2022

Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

Crankgameplays

A YouTuber who has 2.1M subs (As of Oct 29, 2022). A very good friend of Mark Fischbach (Markiplier). His real name is Ethan Nestor. Birthday: October 24th. He's really funny. He once had blue hair, and recently he dyed his hair white for charity. He co-ran Unus Annus with Markiplier, but its deleted now, don't bother. He may also be referred to as : "Eef" "Heapass" "backflip boy" "Unus" "Blue boy" "blueberry" "blue man" or even "Melon Man"

Also, I got my name from him

1: "Dude. Did you see Ethan dyed his hair?"
2: "Ethan as in Crankgameplays? Yeah, it looks good on him."

by the2ndEthan October 29, 2022

Cranketeer

A play on the word musketeer. It describes a person who like to get high with others.

“I can’t believe Laith is a cranketeer”

by the jkhjklhjkasdfhaljkd December 1, 2022