Colton Cash

The best boyfriend any girl could ever ask for. (:
He has the prettiest eyes.. (:

Colton Cash.. He's amaaaaaaazing!

by youloverrr(; June 4, 2012

The little lolly pops who could

a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)

"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.

Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.

Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.

Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.

Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.

Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.

Mean lolly turns nice: i love you

Nice lolly: i love you too.

Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :

by miserableindetention May 29, 2009

coulterius-isus-gayus

latin origin, one who sucks at life in general

That person that is wearing socks with sandals is coulterius-isus-gayus.

by Delilah's mommy June 20, 2009

Colton

One gay fuck

Colton is the gayest bitch out there

by sp100503 January 13, 2018

Colton

colton is usually a soft gay boy who always seems to fall for the straights,,, colton is always spilling the true tea,,, colton loves his friends but loves coffee more

wow why is colton so sad today

oh he fell for another straight boy

by brooklyn:)) February 24, 2019

Colter

A colter is the opposite of a heater. Instead of producing heat, it produces chill.

It's so hot! Let's turn the colter on!

by ashleyboggle July 11, 2019

Colton

1. a creepy middle school boy who stalks girls and has the ability to change forms. when he is near, you can usually find a group of girls screaming "AHHH! COLTON!" anything can be related back to him. perhaps the creepiest thing he does is posess his victims to say things such as "colton's body is a wonderland", "hey pretty colton with the high heels on", and "i want colton's hot body next to me!" of course, none of this would be said by a non-posessed girl. his most famous form of stalking is the random box that appears on your computer screen late at night. he is also known as 'frankie jay' due to the fact he looks a lot like frankie jonas. anything can be blamed on him.

2. a motorcycle.

random laugh out of nowhere - four girls scream "AHH! COLTON!!"

"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"

mom: do you want mexican tonight?
daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!

*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"

by imamazing123 April 26, 2009