albert mathew

believe it or not he still has a big nose and is actually still indian

albert mathew + nose = huge

by josh downes April 4, 2022

Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022

Amber blow

The art of hiding cocaine in a tissue to inhale discreetly, for example during a court case.

Look that person on dock just took some amber blow.

by Ghost21088 May 14, 2022

Amber

A social woman who makes everyone think she is the perfect girl. In reality, she finds her purpose in the mental and physical abuse of those close to her. People's lives are her play thing that she wishes to see crushed under the heel of her shoe with no one else the wiser.

The term originated from Johnny Depp's ex-wife, Amber Heard, who has been proven to be an abusive narcissistic sociopath hellbent on ruining his career.

Ways to spot an Amber:
- she thinks only of herself
- can be a Karen sometimes
- is never wrong
- loves to play the victim.

- her truth is the "right" truth
- very emotional
- will only give fake apologies.

Did you hear that our neighbor was arrested last night?
Yeah, apparently she was an Amber all along.

by MissHellBlazer May 14, 2022

Amber’s tear

Non-existing tear.

Miss Heard tried so hard to make a crying face, but there was only Amber’s tear on her face.

by Bossxi May 17, 2022

Amber

Named after Amber Heard, an Amber is a lying and deceptive women who tries to take down a man on harassment and/or abuse charges that have been disproven by solid evidence.

“ you’re wife lied about rape? What an Amber! “

by JackDaBoi June 10, 2022