Silent Auctioning

The act of staring at a womans camel toe, the opposite of basket shopping.

I was silent auctioning the shit out of this chicks vag today.

by TheClucass October 7, 2010

Method Acting

When an actor or actress decides to commit fully to their role by becoming the character on and off set.

(This can either lead to great success like in the case of Christian Bale in American Psycho or in annoying or dragging down everyone on a movie set like in the case of every Jared Leto role.)

Jared Leto decided method acting was the best way to play the role of Michael Morbius by using crutches he didn’t need and refusing to use the bathroom without help from people who came to film a movie, and now had to help a D-List actor wipe his own ass.

by RockHardHonkers August 15, 2022

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

series of actionable items

I'm not sure what it is, but it definitely isn't a plan.

We had no plan from the previous administration. They simply gave us a series of actionable items.

by Bartholomew Roberts April 8, 2004

Actin Different

When someone is acting a way that is not normal. Correlating to that individual's personality. (This term originated from Kayb actin different)

"Yo hamz, you seen Kayb today?" "Yeah dawg, she actin different"

by Ilovemyfamily2253 June 4, 2019

Special Actin'

Carrying on as if one were privileged. Being especially sensitive to room temperature and/or asking for fruit when ordering fast food. Requesting that car windows be rolled down when blunts are being smoked.

Alex, eat your pasta. Everyone else ate pasta! We aren't going to go buy any damn eggs!! You're so special actin'.

by Hotlikeafirethugsdesire July 22, 2009

Acting president

A seemingly impossible, almost laughable, scenario in which a low-rent, bombastic, reality-TV host is somehow elected to the Presidency of the United States of America.

Acting president!

Oh, that's a good one! It's gonna get fantastic ratings, I bet...
Hey... wait a second, something has gone horribly wrong...

by YAWA February 22, 2020