aboft

The process of cleaning your rectum of feces using a toothpick.

I really need to aboft, I've been feeling blocked for days.

by aboft January 6, 2021

Aboutta

Going to do something real soon

Jen was aboutta get a beer so she asked if I wanted one too.

by Hashtag7 July 5, 2021

abatedstarfish

A pinheaded looking white kid that does wrestling and sweats in hypixle bedwars when you come into a fight with an abatedstarfish you are sure to lose in Minecraft, in real life if you are any taller than 4,2 (his hight ) then you will probably win this kid might be a wackadoodle but a good friend once you meet him just don't get to close he is a trump supporter and likes man and will try to talk about balls all the time from you friend the lost sock

hey that guys gay don't you mean an abatedstarfish

by dehsbfhsgvhchsjdbhsgdchgvchgsf February 2, 2022

ABATAKUM

Refers to the internet sensation Dreamy Bull

I am currently about to make my male genital area produce white liquid known as "cum"
ABATAKUM

by dawood145 March 20, 2023

abostrous

1. A large amount of something
Wow, that's an abostrous amount of bricks

2. Something that lacks sense
That insult was abostrous
You're actually abostrous

3. Incredible or Amazing
Holy shit that kickflip was absolutely

Wow, that's an abostrous amount of bricks
That insult was abostrous
You're actually abostrous
Holy shit that kickflip was absolutely

by SnowyJX June 25, 2023

Row A Boat

The act of jacking two guys off at the same time.

I told her that she should row a boat for Jeff and I. She did. It was awesome!

There were three guys on a business trip in a hotel room with one bed. In the morning, the man on the left said the he had dreamt about getting a hand job; the man on the right said that he also had; the man in the middle said that he had dreamt that he was rowing a boat.

by Not Needed Information (: May 27, 2009

fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.

Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.

by The Rue October 2, 2009