Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

I carried a watermelon

I can believe I actually said that...so uncool

As per "Dirty Dancing" upon meeting a gorgeous man for the first time and the first thing you say to him is "i carried a watermelon"

by caroline mcc July 14, 2006

Watertown

Watertown, NY is a comely little place that is smack between two relevant places, thus giving it the appearance (to residents solely) of relevance, which is quite the opposite. Syracuse and Canada are its neighbors, by the way.

Air freshening pine tree car hangers were invented in Watertown, NY. So were paperclips.

Watertown is known to experience all four seasons in a single day, every day. Seasonal Affect Disorder has bred many dysfunctional psychopaths and it is quite shocking its public high school is still standing.

Everyone in Watertown hates Watertown, and everyone that isn't in Watertown wants to go there. No one ever leaves.

by Bags McBaggin' March 30, 2011

Smoke on the Water

A legendary rock song by the equally legendary early 70's rock band, Deep Purple. It is praised for it's quickly catchy beat, easy to learn lyrics, and it's Godliness all around. Considered by many as one of the best rock songs ever, and a favorite of many Deep Purple fans. A few other songs as good as this one are "Space Truckin'", "Fireball", "Black Knight", and "Demon's Eye".

Smoke on the water-Classic Rock at it's best.

by Lunar6 October 21, 2005

watch your 6

To watch your behind, used in aviation as a warning by your wingmen.

Watch your 6 nighthawk, you have a bogie on your tail

by Delta Sigma October 3, 2004

Watermelon

Watermelon is cool

Kim: “That is soo watermelon”
Khloé:”What the hell is ‘watermelon’”
Kim: “Watermelon means cool”

by SaveTheSeals March 15, 2019

Watching the faucets run

The phrase "watching the faucets run" comes from a joke about Till Lindemann between fans. The joke was a badly drawn picture of Till Lindemann, watching his bathroom faucets run because it reminded him of his days as Olympic swimmer. Originally as a poke at the lead singer because his stage persona comes off as very serious and dark, it now can refer to any man.

Asking "Does he watch the faucets run?" would mean that you are asking the person about whomever man your are talking about if he carries similar traits as Till Lindemann and/or if the person being asked the question finds so said man attractive.

For a man to be qualified as a faucet watcher, he must be: Tall, barrel-chested or well built, beautiful, and looks like a complete bad ass.

"Austen Loves watching the faucets run, he would turn a lesbian straight!"

by Frau Faux June 25, 2008