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vagina fest

a party of all girls who aren't cool enough to get any guys
I didn't want to go to her party anyway, what a vagina fest!
vagina fest by K.Sim February 11, 2008
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Vagina Elbow 

Similar to tennis elbow, it is a pain in the arm that results from intense masturbation occurring more often than usual. Often happens after a long relationship has ended and the dumped person feels sexually frustrated. Created by Chelsea Handler in her memoir, "My Horizontal Life."
After I discovered him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow.
Vagina Elbow by xlizxthexhoex January 6, 2009

Panda Vagina 

when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
ya man that chick was panda vagina status!
Panda Vagina by godshitonus April 8, 2011

Vagina Blood Fart 

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.
Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!

Sandy Vagina 

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
Sandy Vagina by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

vagina job 

when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.
"No, I totally did not have sex last night! He pulled out. It was just a vagina job, I swear!"
vagina job by Alan A June 1, 2007