Vaginal Munch

The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!

Adam: Your mum's a twat!

John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!

by The12yo January 10, 2022

Vaginitis

A diagnosis that urges you to say things like “I’ve literally seen a vagina with more balls than you”

“Ive literally seems a vagina with more balls than you”
“Wow He must have vaginitis, what a pussy lol”

by Poop88838484 December 6, 2021

vaginal air extraction

The scientific description for “queef”.

Linda has undergone a vaginal air extraction successfully.

by Foxtail247 April 16, 2022

Vaginal mintation

The professional to say pussy mint

“Hey do you have the vaginal mintation spray?” “Yea, it really refreshes my vagina.”

by Hoodbitch889 April 18, 2022

Vagine Sling

Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

by JBH721 January 16, 2021

Vaginal Verbal Discharge

Vaginal Verbal Discharge or VVD is the innate need for certain females of the human species to have the absolute last word regardless of how insignificant the underlying conversation is.

MaryAnne suffers from an incurable case of Vaginal Verbal Discharge.

by The REAL Awful Knawful January 29, 2021

Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.

Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!

by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021