Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter

FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!

by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

live tweet

Something people usually hashtag when they want you to know what's happening currently, right here, right now

"I think my boyfriend is trying to break up with me rn #Live Tweet"

by Dealwidit January 11, 2015

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 25, 2015

sweeter tweeter

Big ole dick

Have you heard that Jen and Sam slept together? She says he has a big sweeter tweeter

by Jasdoe2 September 6, 2016

shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

Grand Theft Auto

A virtual crime simulator.

Guy: Holy motherfucker is that Grand Theft Auto? Can I play?
Guy 2: Oh hell no boy! I'm about to fuck this ho in my car.

by BadboopBadabeep June 5, 2016

Kramer Tweet

A tweet (message posted on the website Twitter) technique that is used to bump your own content inconspicuously. It is performed by replying to your own tweet with a new tweet, the contents of which can be anything at all. The audience usually does not notice the technique being employed no matter how stupid the new tweet is (even if it is simply the name "Kramer"), only the contents of the original tweet.

Started by the user @kokosac, who tweeted Seinfeld artwork to little reaction, but replied to himself with "Kramer", causing the art to explode in popularity on its second go.

omeone wants to criticize a person with the username @JohnDoe on Twitter but without that person seeing the tweet in their Twitter timeline. Instead of tweeting "I think @JohnDoe is an idiot" they would subtweet "I think JohnDoe is an idiot" or "I think John Doe is an idiot". In each case the @ symbol is missing so the tweet would not appear in @JohnDoe 's Twitter timeline.

"I tried a Kramer Tweet with a poop emoji and suddenly everyone started retweeting my band's music — it was the darndest thing!"

by GenoRPG June 2, 2016