Chain toker

Someone who constantly smokes marijuana.

Jenny is such a chain toker- she's always got a bowl full of weed in her hand!

by Tystikk August 19, 2015

Eiffel Tower High-5

When two people slap their hands up as high as they can, creating the outline of the Eiffel Tower. Often the initiator of the High-5 will shout "Eiffel Tower!" to alert the partner to the incoming epic.

Daniel and I Eiffel Tower High-5 after every round we win in Call of Duty Co-Ops.

by Dank May Mays July 11, 2016

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Golden Towers

Tall Russian twin hookers that urinate on Donald Trump

Did you see those Golden Towers? I hear they are Ivanka Trump's cousins.

by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017

selfie tolerance

In a Snapchat conversation, the quantifiable amount of selfies one can take before resorting to photographing whatever is directly in front of them.

"I always feel bad snapchatting Gabby, her selfie tolerance is like 80 but I start snapping my laptop or wall after like 3 snaps."

by Porkchomp February 10, 2017

goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.

I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!

by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017

flesh tower

something you give to your loved one in bed, *wink wink*

"Wanna see my flesh tower?"

by Bloogasaucemccakemaster June 1, 2017