Toad Fucker

To fuck ugly people on a regular basis

To go out of your way to fuck ugly people.

Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people

Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?

Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging

Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Bang Toasted

a word that is said after a diss. Use it instead of boom roasted.

I'm gonna stomp you down to the ground BANG TOASTED

by latinbored February 10, 2010

Fap on Toast

The art of fapping on a piece of toast. Used to trick others by making them believe that a similar substances (mayonnaise, cream cheese, etc.) is actually spread across the toast.

Brosef: Breakfast is ready!
Brodaunt: Thanks dude!...dude this tastes like fap juice
Brosef: It's Fap on Toast!
Brodaunt: Fuck.

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

toats mcgoats dr.scrots

totally taken up a notch

Hey man you wanna go to the club tonight
Toats mcgoats dr.scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

fatty fatty toad boy

A term which originated from the British comedy series 'The Office' and has grown to become synonymous with Thomas Cavanagh, alluding to his weight and demeanour.

Thomas A. Cavanagh is a fatty fatty toad boy.

by Tom A. Cavanagh May 21, 2008

toast well

the holes in a toaster where bread goes

(no shit!!)

don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son

by Nige C January 30, 2004

toastyosity

adjective.

Defines the relative increase in the ambient temperature of a microcomputer system.

Damn, the toastyosity factor really increases in those Dells at work.

by Maggs2 July 3, 2006