ape hands

hands that are the size of an apes

How would you describe Jim, he has ape hands.

by ajhe99 June 9, 2008

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

by snarftits May 11, 2016

Hand Moan

The act of using sign language to voice feelings of pleasure. Commonly used by deaf individuals to show their pleasure when engaging in sexual activities.

Dean: "Bro I heard you banged Clara last night. She's deaf right?"
Carson: "Yeah dude, she is"
Dean: "Does she hand moan?"
Carson: "Oh yeah! I had her hand moaning like she was doing speed origami"

by Ploozy October 16, 2021

hand sex

When a couple holds hands passionately. Usually involves some weird movement of the hands. Most of the time the two don't realize they're having hand sex until one notices. for example:
"what are our hands doing?" "I dont know" "It looks like they're on acid!!"

"hey hand... lets smoke something then rub up against each other"

J:"So,what'd you and jhett do tonight"
B:"Oh nothing, just had some hand sex while we listened to Zeppelin. Why, what did you and Jenna do?
J:"....same thing, but.... well we'll just leave it at that"
B:"HA! sure, sure... w/e"

by Betheckles June 11, 2006

open hand

meaning bitch slap originating from the ancient art of karate

Tracey gave Ric an open hand after he tried to pull an angry dragon on her.

by MissSaucey June 18, 2009

Carnie Hands

Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius

...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.

by DerekGibney June 22, 2006