3 definitions by snarftits

Pickled

The act of letting your erect penis become limp inside a vagina. Essentially letting the cucumber become "pickled". Not very much fun for either sex.

She was turning me on until she started making cow noises. Totally pickled me.

by snarftits June 16, 2014

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

Hip Hands

The ridiculous and jarring photo pose girls make with their hands on their hips and arching their backs to the side.

That photo of you is great! You are totally rocking the hip hands.

by snarftits May 11, 2016