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Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
by DerekGibney June 22, 2006
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Having two perfectly good eyes but being so ignorant you use only one, causing you to look a little like a pirate staring at the sun.
Man that gallery kid is a roryeyed fool, he's been squinting so much he should own a parrot.
by DerekGibney February 27, 2008
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The ability to be both aroused and afraid at the same time.
When i noticed the third nipple jesus i was afroused.
by DerekGibney August 15, 2006
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An ex-girlfriend, boyfriend or lover who is simply forgetting things about you.

This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.
Yeah we met, we talked, then the Amnesiex had no idea of the entire month we spent on my couch watching the wire. I mean she bought the dvds!.
by DerekGibney May 24, 2009
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Just generally lusting after corn
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
From the french latin CorniusHorni
I can smell it cook its giving me the cornhorn
by DerekGibney August 08, 2006
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Just standard ejaculation but when you "pop" you howl like chewbacca stubbing his toe.
Yeah last thing i saw was her head in his crotch and he was howling in throes of Chewbaculation.
by DerekGibney July 10, 2008
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Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.
My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.
by DerekGibney October 23, 2008
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