Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

by quacku November 15, 2024

Taking the Mickey

Another way of saying taking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Taking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

Taking land (BACK) from

The quiet part he doesn't say out loud

Hym "They are taking land (BACK) from white farmers (Who were installed by a more technologically advanced civilization to exert peripheral ownership of the people I the country because (as Gayve Jewbin has said in the past) if they own the food, they own the populous) That's what he means to say."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

taking a clit

Getting fucked by a clit so big, it is fuckable.

"I ended up taking a clit last night."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

Taking the wind with the horses

Taking a joke too far

"Hey man can I see your toes?"
"Now you're just taking the wind with the horses"

by HorsesSquib February 24, 2026

taking it

when someone or something looks so good, you can't find the right word(s) to describe it

example #1
thai: did you seen what Cardi B posted on instagram??

pho: yessss she is taking it

example #2
thai: look at this photo of my prom dress

pho: oh that takes

by thyqueen! February 28, 2026

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.

That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

by DeezNuts_SLC March 19, 2026