boob tailed 

The art of titty fucking whilst sitting on your partners face

I totally boob tailed that girl from the bar for hours last night ...well until she lost consciousness anyway

boob tailed by MizzardofOzz June 1, 2014

zombie taint 

The taint of a person who has generally had way too many sexual experiences. Often green and decaying.

OMG! Mom, my blind date had a zombie taint! It was awful.
When she got undressed her zombie taint be falling out everywhere.

zombie taint by Poompi March 31, 2016

Crimson Taint 

The action of sausage-slapping a partners taint until it turns deep red.

Janice wasn't feeling it until Louis tipped her ass-over-head and gave her a crimson taint.

Crimson Taint by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama October 12, 2016

man-taining 

Dedicated time that a man spends on himself to make himself look and feel better

Time spent by a man making himself look good

Time spent by a man thinking and reflecting on his life

James felt that after Christmas that he had let himself go and needed some time to do a little man-taining

man-taining by ba0373 January 25, 2017

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

soggy taint by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017

dragging taint 

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

dragging taint by hugeneck June 11, 2017

Liam Tainsh Syndrome 

A deadly disease contracted by breathing within a 1 metre perimeter of a Liam Tainsh. On the WHO's list for top ten deadliest diseases in quarantine. Has killed 3 billion people (more than the view count of Gangnam Style as of July 2017). Victims suffer a slow painful death of where their internal organ's deform into Reese's Puffs and are constantly playing songs such as September, Life is a Highway, It's Everyday Bro, All Star, Never Gonna Give You Up and Take on Me. There is no known cure for this deadly disease.

Person 1: Dude, that's a Liam Tainsh...

Person 2: OMG STAY AWAY, YOU MIGHT DIE OF LIAM TAINSH SYNDROME!!

Liam Tainsh Syndrome by Lelboy529 July 5, 2017