merk-stache

a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.

Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.

by ajdean389 January 11, 2010

Soul searching

Having a wank.

Guy A: I needed to do some soul searching before I went through with it..
Guy B: Oh? What did you finish to?

by That One Bloke July 28, 2013

stache

To mess something up in a dirty way.

You sure stached up that project.

by Andrew H June 18, 2006

Dirty Stache

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

tampon stache

when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.

dude, i got the most gnarly case of tampon stache last night when i was at michelle's!

by erinito June 23, 2007

stache

A ditzy, preppy, shitzel. Obsessed with lip-gloss and shiny things. Have Foul tastes in music and clothing. If I.Q. was converted to dollars, they would't even be able to buy their precious lip smackers.

Hilary Duff is a huge stache.

by saahy April 16, 2006

Soul searching

when a guy goes so deep in a women’s vagina the it feels like he’s soul searching in her.

Girl this guy went soul searching in me last night.

by Lionel.k May 3, 2018