sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

would you like a spoon

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.

Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

Greasy Spoon

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.

John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.

by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

Gina Spoon

A spoon used to clean out the vagina. Used for dirty lil ginas

Robert Baffi stole my gina spoon and got it all dirty scraping that sand out.

by PMaster November 15, 2004

plastic spoon

A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats

Attack 3
Durability 5

Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig

by Fishtales December 16, 2006

rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 3, 2009