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sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.
Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"
sharp spoon by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004
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would you like a spoon 

said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead

dirty spoon 

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentally or intentionally farts on the person in the back.
How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.
dirty spoon by Sassy 1 March 11, 2008

Greasy Spoon 

Jerking-off onto your hand, then slapping someone across the face.
John is such a tool that he's about to get the Greasy Spoon.
Greasy Spoon by ripclaw33 December 7, 2010

Gina Spoon 

A spoon used to clean out the vagina. Used for dirty lil ginas
Robert Baffi stole my gina spoon and got it all dirty scraping that sand out.
Gina Spoon by PMaster November 15, 2004

plastic spoon 

A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats

Attack 3
Durability 5
Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig
plastic spoon by Fishtales December 16, 2006