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The Safe

Prison term for your bunghole. Also used as reference to transporting contraband past security guards.
Danny, how did you get those cigarettes?

I smuggled em past the guards in The Safe.
by slippryj71 August 20, 2009
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Slide home safely

Using a condom while poppin the pussy.
Man that bitch I fucked lastnight wasn't on the pill so I had to slide home safely.
by A.M.P September 22, 2005
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safety pin

mostly a metal device used for holding together wedding dresses and clothes....but know has been exploited as a fashion to those who are interested....but if not I bow to you who want to hold your clothes on
get married....you'll see......or rip your pants
by Laura June 30, 2003
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stay safe

Expression of a wish for the continued welfare of a fellow human being, which sounds incredibly beta and cheesy when used inappropriately. Often used ironically by alpha males.
On facebook:
Girl: "Anybody hearing about the shooting on the 91 freeway? Yeah I'm stuck in that mess an supposedly won't be going anywhere for another 4 hours… FML!!!!"
Guy: "Between Main and 15, you can use the 6th…but it is crowded. The Santa Ana is also another alternate, according to KNX 1070."
Guy: "Basically, there is a police investigation going on. I really feel sorry for you. I will be praying for your safety:)"
Girl: "Yeah, we are completely stopped, no chance of moving anywhere"
Guy: "I hope you are alright. Are you ok?"
Guy: "Please…stay safe."
Girl: "I got the whole story on the radio but thanks for your help"
Guy: "Anytime, Amy. Please hang in there, ok? I will be praying for you:)."
Guy: "I bet this will be quite a story once you finally escape. Please try to think happy thoughts, if you can. Bye for now."
Girl: "I'm outta there!!! We all literally did a 180 on the highway and went out through the on-ramp"
Guy: "You are soooooooo lucky, Amy. Congratulations. I bet you will sleep a lot better tonight. Thanks for keeping us updated, good night."
by hzrxt July 13, 2012
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safe

used by fuckers to mean cool
by dj dev September 3, 2007
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Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
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Safe

A container usually with a lock that is used to store valuables.
Banks usually keep all their money in a safe.
by Billip December 28, 2005
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