your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus

Your infected cock is the size of an expensive handkerchief.

Liquor: “What I'm actually thinking -- and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can -- is that your gunkultschlinger is the size of a fortmiser's reticulus. Oh, ka-blammo.” (12 oz Mouse, episode 201)

by s2artjm November 29, 2018

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The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

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Back hand smile

A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.

"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!

by harpsichord May 5, 2020

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Movie prop smile

A fake smile usually used by depressed people.This smile is similar to a real smile but is really not.the reason for the use of movie prop smiles is because depressed people dont want to let anyone know that they are depressed and as a depressed Male I put on this smile every day and I'm probably going to regret it someday.When I have to put on the smile is when I cant handle the bull shit anymore.I myself usually put it on even in front of friends and family but really inside see have a whole that is getting deeper and deeper and what hurts me and many can relate is even the smallest of insults when your depressed hurts alot its kinda like getting shot in the torso with a glock 19 with strong armour but when you are depressed it's like getting shot with a 5 p90 rounds at you but the more depressed the person is the more bleak the movie prop smile. Even after depression (if they get out alive)will still use the smile as depression will take away and slaughter your emotions in cold blood and eventually the depressed person will kill themselves in cold blood as well

"I love life it's so fun!"says while having a movie prop smile

by Moderate_psychopath01 July 22, 2020

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awkward white person smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.

Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile

by spaceowel May 12, 2021

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