jj smith

1.)a girl who walks the streets lookin to suck and fuck random mexicans so she and her bf can shoot up painkillers.
2)a white(may be any race) bitch trick hoe who comes from a good family but still thinks she need to suck and fuck so that she can shoot up.
3)crack-whore bitch whos ass smells like shit and breath smells like dick.

goddammit there goes that white bitch ass cocksuckin ass fuckin shitty titty bitch walkin down the fuckin ave again. . .mutha fuckin jj smith!!

by citgo fo'sho crotch rocket October 22, 2008

Smrithi

A girl that loves anime and is obsessed with kpop.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear the new blackpink album.
Person 2: No, but I bet Smrithi did.
Person 1: Haha you're so right.

by shru_loverboy123 November 28, 2020

Dick Smith

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.

by John Martini September 1, 2006

Kevin Smith

Writer, director, actor. Created Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl and a Clerks cartoon that only aired two episodes. Has appeared in Vulgar, Daredevil, one of the Scream movies, and the TV shows Yes, Dear and Degrassi. Currently working on Passion of the Clerks, Clerks the Cartoon and probably another comic book movie.

Damn! Kevin Smith has awesome movies!

by metibo March 23, 2005

Smithers

Mr. Burns’s assistant (See The Simpsons ). Clearly gay, although it’s denied (Until season 27). Very sycophantic towards Mr. Burns, and also secretly gay towards him.

“Wow, I relate to Smithers, he’s so fucking gay.”

by —clemy— February 19, 2018

smithson valley high school

this school is full of sexist ass homophobic ass jesus is lord ass trump dick sucking hicks. the teachers have a weird obsession with shoulders so kids constantly get sent out of class cause their shoulders are distracting. it's actually called stoner valley because you're either a stoner or someone who pretends they're a stoner. there are the dumb fortnite boys who make rape jokes and say "no homo" every 4 seconds. there are the basic bitches that all look the same and are probably trying to be insta famous. there are the emo kids who lowkey looks like they will kill u and they're all gay. there are about 4 normal Gay people in the whole school. almost everyone is white, leaving us kids of color w so many hilarious racist comments to deal with. obviously, we are super DIVERSE and EXCEPTING. nobody learns shit cause everyone is stupid including the teachers who really want guns in their classrooms for some reason? everyone goes to football games even tho they literally have no clue whats going on bc its a great time for kids to fuck around on bleachers which is gOaLs . moral of the story , welcome to smithson valley highschool freshman:)!!!!!!!!

person 1: yo why did u get suspended from Smithson valley high school?

person 2: I'm an atheist.

by local lookout lesbian July 30, 2018

john smiths

possibly then greatest beer in all the world but only drank in england. it is unstoppably creamy and doesnt hav that bitter taste wat guinness has. evry1 in the world (apart from america) should drink it

i went out last nite n drank 54 pints of john smiths extra cold at the jolly farmer

by b bibble August 31, 2005