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Person 1: I'm going to play Garfield: The Search For Pooky.
Person 2: Don't, it's the worst Garfield game to date, and even the worst GBA game ever made.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: The controls and level design are so rushed that the game feels broken at times.
by CrazyCockatoo2003 July 17, 2021
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smeared

a couple more drinks past fucked-in-half.
if you're smeared, you're gonna have to get peeled off the wall by your closest friends the next morning.
Rox showed up to the party 10 drinks deep. I served him a shit-ton more and kid got smeared.
by JackHammer October 27, 2005
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Soul Searching

Hey John, I can see a booger in your nose. You need to do some serious Soul Searching, dude.
by callousobserver September 15, 2016
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Smearsack

When a male slathers his scrotum with honey, peanut brittle, nutella or other healthy, creamy substances that have been pre-warmed. He then proceeds to smear his scrotum "con-cock-tion" in the mouth of his un-willing or unconscious female partner.
Last night I ruffied some homeless chick and smearsacked the fuck out her. She woke up and thanked me for the meal.
by stirrer March 6, 2011
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Searchifie

Verb, Adj. You can Searchifie information. It was a Searchified picture.
"I searchified that picture"
"That picture has been google Searchified
by Chris January 17, 2005
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Blind Shear Ram

When a bitch your fucking tries to pinch your hard-on off inside her pussy but fails.

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Similar to when you try to open a freeze pop but cant, your teeth are essentially Blind Shear Ramming the ice pop package. Or when you try to bite a cooked asparagus in half, but never actually break through it.. ever, you are Blind Shear Ramming that asparagus. Not named after an attempted move by the famous wrestler "The Ram" akin to the Ram Slam only Blind Shear Ramming the opponents neck, in an attempt to sever the head. Instead, the penectomy attempt is named after what "The Ram" named his move after... yeah that.
Dee Jay Blind Shear Rammed me last night bro! It was sweet... the shaft is hanging by threads, but it's still shooting ropes!!!
by Spill Communication June 25, 2010
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Soul searching

Having a wank.
Guy A: I needed to do some soul searching before I went through with it..
Guy B: Oh? What did you finish to?
by That One Bloke July 28, 2013
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