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Satellite Hotstove

An act of sexual intention, particularly used in long-distance relationships, where one defecates on his/her computer keyboard whilst corresponding with their significant other via webcam.

In cybersex, this can be used as virtual foreplay, or the sexual main course, due to the overwhelmingly graphic nature of the act as defined.

Popularized from Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's (CBC) 'Hockey Night in Canada' where a segment during the second intermission is called Satellite Hotstove with Kelly Hrudy.
Dude, your girlfriend left her webcam on, so as a joke I gave her little sister a Satellite Hotstove.
by Steve506 January 16, 2008
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Skateboarding

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!
by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005
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skateboard-city

A skateboarding forum that has maybe 3 good skaters, and the rest just plain suck! Almost all the members are rude, and are way too opinionated about a topic they know nothing about. Most likely members ride big wheels, and suck their thumbs at night. The only good people on the site are admins and moderators, so therefore, it can be tolerated when they post. The rest are outcasts from other skateboarding sites they got banned from like ramprage, skaterscafe, transworld, and a few others.
Skateboard-city is a great site if your a tool!
by Skateboard-city September 19, 2007
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skateboard

it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport
by toast March 31, 2003
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billy slater

The act of rubbing your penis on a toilet seat in order to remove pee drops.
"Dude, there are pee drops everywhere on the toilet seats in the bathroom!"
"Don't worry bro, just do a billy slater on it."
by DaRudy Sandstorm April 5, 2016
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Saltens

Any type of drug doing.
We doin saltens soon, i think sunday coming up
by Vaneessily December 17, 2008
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Salted Nipple

A term used to describe that you want a salted rim on your bloody mary.
Bartender, give me a bloody mary, extra spicy, and with a salted nipple.
by Shmoshmech February 2, 2009
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