Condition afflicting certain pop songs, the lyrics of which clearly show that the author penned the first verse and bridge effortlessly, and then got badly stuck on the second verse. Named for the song 'Life on Mars' by David Bowie.
"I really like that 'No-One Knows' by Queens of the Stone Age."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
"Yeah, me too, but it's got LOM Syndrome like a motherfucker."
by Peter Gibney (again) February 1, 2009
Get the LOM Syndromemug. When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.
People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.
People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.
Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"
Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"
Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"
by SaintDredd September 9, 2009
Get the Raptor Syndromemug. FRIEND 1: Dude, I dont know what happened. We were sitting in the car and Justin just went crazy and started hitting me and stuff when a breakdown happened.
FRIEND 2: Ya, he suffers from breakdown syndrome.
See also down syndrome
FRIEND 2: Ya, he suffers from breakdown syndrome.
See also down syndrome
by SMOKING BANDIT April 22, 2011
Get the Breakdown Syndromemug. When a guy is so whipped by his girl she pretty much carries his dick with her in her purse.
D.I.P. dick in purse
D.I.P. dick in purse
"Have you talked to John Doe lately?"
"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."
"Damn."
"No man he's always with his girl, he's got a mad case of dip syndrome."
"Damn."
by dipper9111 January 28, 2009
Get the Dip syndromemug. S omeone's
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First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
W rong
O n
T he
I nternet
First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.
This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.
*Monday morning*
Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?
Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?
Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...
by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009
Get the SWOTI syndromemug. The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.
"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."
by Conchita February 23, 2013
Get the library syndromemug. Velma syndrome is when a person with glasses is punched hard enough that his or her glasses are removed from their face causing a lack of vision.
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
Symptoms of Velma Syndrome:
1. Loss of glasses
2. Hallucinations
3. Getting your ass beat in a fight
by Fishie Fish November 29, 2013
Get the velma syndromemug.