hot sticky surprise

when a girl was piss drunk last night and wakes up not being able to open her mouth due to the hot jiz ejaculated in the oral region.

Little billy woke up with a hot sticky surprise and a latino in his bed, then was confirmed a gay.

by meowpoop and acclompice September 5, 2007

Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.

Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.

by twigsandberries October 24, 2011

surprise butt secks

An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).

You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.

PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....

surprise butt secks

by MrXman September 20, 2010

Surprise Sex

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

by JJJpowww December 16, 2008

surprisearrhea

A sudden and uncontrollable outburst of diarrhea, usually occurring in extremely inconvenient places.

Guy 1 on plane: Oh, hello.
Guy 2 on plane: Oh my God surprisearrhea!!

by cartman2790 June 22, 2011

bohemian sunrise

Sex when you first wake up, after you had sex the night before

Guy: dude you'll never guess what happend

Friend: what?

Guy: that girl i took home last night gave me a bohemian sunrise

Friend: your a taddy daddy

by jackjohnson July 2, 2009

creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.

I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!

by KeemisDad January 11, 2017