i hadn't eaten all day, and john brought in that costco bag of skittles. now i have candy stomach. It Pangs!!
by Vincent_ April 25, 2008
Get the candy stomach mug.The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.
Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
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"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
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"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009
Get the The Stoner's Dilemma mug.Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.
by mr.bell September 28, 2009
Get the Man Stock mug.A term used when talking to an extremely stupid person (a stoop). Usually used in a joking way to point out that someone is incorrect.
by Liss120 March 1, 2010
Get the ya stoop mug.When a friend in the passenger seat of your car randomly yells out to a passing pedestrian some random abuse or funny call, and you quickly pull over next to the pedestrian to make it awkward for your friend.
You should have seen Bill’s face when I came to a roaring stop after he yelled out to a guy at the ATM “I saw ur pin!”
As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
As we were driving past the mall, Joe yelled “hey sexy legs, how much?” to a blonde bombshell. So I came to a roaring stop. She almost jumped in the car and slapped him!
by ckohler87 October 2, 2009
Get the Roaring Stop mug.A big, mean-looking construction worker who wears big-ass work boots and looks like he just doesn't give a shit. So called because if a lizard crawled in front of him, he wouldn't think twice - he'd just stomp it.
A couple of big, drunk lizard stompers came up to us and one punched my friend in the back and kept walking. I don't know what his fuckin problem was.
by Daru Zagus January 27, 2012
Get the lizard stomper mug.a person who is ignorant and unskillful with computers, gadgets, i-phones, mobile phones, sat nav's & mp3 players. An i-stooge will also still spend their hard earned fun tickets ($$) on CD's and DVD's , still have a street atlas in their glove box and line up to pay bills at the post office.
"shithouse i didnt get to pay the gas bill on time after i got the money out of the ATM, the line was too long at the post office and it shut before i got served"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"
"just pay your bills on the internet you fuckin i-stooge!"
by chrisee t March 7, 2012
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