Skip to main content

Quare on the Square 

Dublin rhyming slang ("Quare" from the originally derogatory "queer" for gay, homosexual) for the reclining statue of Oscar Wilde, carved in County Cork from rocks of various colours. The statue is mounted on a boulder at one corner of Archbishop Ryan Park, Merrion Square, Dublin, opposite two metal columns inscribed with quotes from Wilde.
You've just got to come and see the tart with the cart and the quare on the square.
Quare on the Square by Fearman February 10, 2008

Goofing on a Square 

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.
"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

back to square root 

When starting something over again
Looks like we are back to square root
back to square root by Hdheox March 23, 2017

No-No Square 

A part of the body that should not be touched by others, especially not nonces.

The inspiration behind the hit-selling song 'The No-No Square' written by The Boys, used to warn pedophiles in the area of the ultimate power of the singer. Will automatically kill any debauchees within a 69 mile radius.
Child: STOP! Don't touch me there! THIS IS...my No-No Square!
Kevin (56 years old, locked into an unhappy marriage, just got out the pen for manslaughter, smokes twelve packs a day): HoLy FrIcK
No-No Square by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

square bear 

one with a job and no points against them, learns from friends screw-ups not being able to stick it to the man properly.
square bear: being able to know there priorities over what they want, due to point racking friends.

squarejohn

prison slang. A "square". A working stiff. A law abiding citizen. Female: square john broad.
"He's a squarejohn. Works 9 to 5 at the factory."

Also see sucker. "A squarejohn is always an easy mark."
squarejohn by Dtat January 9, 2009