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Classic Simpsons

The Simpsons from season 1 to season 8, when it was the greatest animated show in the history of mankind. After season 8, Mike "Panda Rape" Scully decided to abandon all character development and realism, and turn the Simpsons into a gag-fest, which continues to suck even to this day.
Dumb User: Hey, I'm gonna go watch some season 12! Dur Hur!

Smart User: Only the Classic Simpsons are worth watching.
by Anonymous050921 December 30, 2009
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simp

Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the bitch is playing them!!
The Beltran Brothers are straight simps. Val be buying bitches cars, clothes, supporting these bitches while they kick it. Bitches don't even have jobs. Simp ass fool can't even afford a hair cut but bitch is rolling brand spanking new car. Marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. Trying to impress this bitch when this bitch has no love for him. These brothers are staights simps.. Using their kids as excuses to be simps!!
by Pimp Daddy Roy July 17, 2006
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Simp

A man who does catch feelings for these hoes .. girls *

A pussy

A man who does let he gyal brain get take from other men . ( Moka men )
LMAO look paul gyal getting fuck in d yard from harryy . Paul issa fucking simp

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by Bigga sauce December 9, 2018
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an Oj Simpson

it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it
guy 1: "so some asshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don't really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha"
guy 2: "man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one"
by lady_luck March 30, 2007
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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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Simp

the real definition of simp is

S-ucking

I-mportant
M-en’s
P-enises

if they’re not important men... sis why are your sucking their penises? why is their penis in your mouth?!

it’s time to ditch those loser men! get you someone who is important! a dick worth sucking for!
Girl 1: sis, no more sucking loser men’s penises!
Girl 2: bitch! we’re only SIMPS over here
by Mildred Money Bags March 21, 2021
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Simp

A man who will do anything for the puss
by orgy4ever November 3, 2019
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