shrimpy jalepeño

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia

Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!

by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021

Shrimple tax return

Can be used as a substitute for “simple tax return”, or can refer to tax returns with a shrimp.

I had reported my incomes via shrimple tax return!

by TheDickSwordz March 31, 2023

Jean Shrimpton

A super hot 60's model, who was the predecessor of Twiggy. She was referred to as "The Shrimp" due to her tiny body. She was mainly photographed and made famous by David Bailey.

Oh yeah, before Twiggy, there was Jean Shrimpton, she was hot as hell.

by StevenBarker & the ACADEC team May 13, 2011

Big Shrimpin

Similar to pimp chimpin, basically the same term, usually used in a crazier situation.

Guy 1: Dude did you how he smacked his nuts on the coffee table?
Guy 2: Yea, he was big shrimpin bro.

by Kylithium December 13, 2021

Shremped

v. To prematurely and undeservedly over-hype a young prospect.

"I honestly see 600+ goals and 1200+ points out of him..."

Man, Hall was going to be an amazing NHL player, but then the Oilers went and Shremped him - Amorak

by the2bears March 18, 2010

Shimptastic

Above and beyond fantastic.

I just had a shimptastic time!

by shimp1 October 20, 2011

shrumpi

a shrumpi is a small dick on a belguim man

jens his dick is shrumpi

by TheMIghtyPB June 11, 2016