shrimp nibbler

someone who likes to suck on small dicks

I am no shrimp nibbler.

by vieblume April 11, 2022

Shrimping

A common response to depression and/or gender dysphoria which involves curling up nake on one’s bed with the lights turned off to simulate the simple lives of shrimp in depths of the ocean.

“Hey Jordan what’s u-“
“Don’t bother me, I’m shrimping”

by iabast February 13, 2024

Shrimp Grippin'

Masturbating with your small penis.

Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.

by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

Cajin shrimp

Having intercourse when one's partner is menstruating

My girl was on her period but I wanted to smash anyway so I made some Cajin shrimp

by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018