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French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?
Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long
by 89023 July 22, 2017
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Taylor Swifting

When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
by Bruce Evans December 28, 2017
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Bowl-Shitting

Used to discretely ask if somebody wants to go have smoke a bowl of grass.
*Scene: The family Christmas dinner.

Cool older Cousin: Hey buddy, wanna Bowl-Shit before dinner?

Nick: Hell yeah

Bowl-Shitting
by C.Leroby45 January 23, 2018
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Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.
Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.
by Spookyroni December 16, 2018
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Rage shitting

when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.
Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.
by HeavyD17 December 27, 2018
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Scissor Shitting

The act of 2 people of either sex sitting face to face on the same toilet both defacating simultaneously, one through the others legs.
I was scissor shitting with jess last night and ended up getting a traphouse bidat.
by 4skin wrinkle January 29, 2019
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Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
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