Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!
by this_is_true February 13, 2018
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Known for grasping the bottoms of passerby's in front of the local Liquor store.
Known for grasping the bottoms of passerby's in front of the local Liquor store.
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Beer drinking, good timing, son of a bitch biker who enjoys long winding road’s and dive bars. Originally coined in Southeast Ohio, and often confused with the term “Rutter”, Which is incorrectly used as it is a surname in the area
Wake your ass up, let’s go meet the rest of the rudders And go fuck shit up on the motorcycles today!
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“Matthew Roberts is a such a randereat, he can barely say a sentence without making up a word or his voice breaking”
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*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!
* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!
* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"
by Påsan December 3, 2019
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