When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
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The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.
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Get the optical rectal refractions mug.When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.
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"Why?"
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I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.
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