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rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”
by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025
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Rectalvisionitis

When your ass cords gets wrapped around your eye cords, and you get a shitty outlook on life
He complains so much he has “rectalvisionitis” I feel sorry for him.
by Cauliflower Mcfud October 15, 2025
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Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.
I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!
by Ofashea October 21, 2025
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video-rectalitis

Don't spread your video-rectalitis around here.
by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005
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optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.
someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.
by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009
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Spectral Rectal

When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.
"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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Golden Rectangle

When a physically fit male has a toned back consisting of broad shoulders, a trim waist, prominent shoulder blades, and an overall sleek shape. In mathematics, a golden rectangle follows the "golden ratio". This ratio makes the rectangle appear more perfect and symmetrical to the human eye. Henceforth, the name of a sexy male back is a golden rectangle because it's the most attractive shape.
I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.
by Hinwer May 18, 2014
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