pulled a brad

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad

Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!

by smandypants May 24, 2018

pulling lunch

When engaged in anal sex, pulling your penis out of the ass with feces and/or undigested food following it.
Alternative definition: When receiving deepthroat and you pull your penis out of their mouth and their lunch follows.

Hittin' dat ass doggy style, and when I popped her too deep I started pulling lunch!
I was gettin' deepthroat from my secretary. She must have got scared when the door opened, she backed off and I was pulling lunch outta her head!

by Unspeakable Darkness June 1, 2019

pull a Trump

to declare bankruptcy in order to get out of financial obligations.

Purdue Pharma decided to pull a Trump and screw over those people from the class-action lawsuit!

by curiotrope September 17, 2019

Pulling a Savy

When you are so sick that you end up puking in your pants while you are sitting on the toilet actively having diarrhea.

This stomach bug is brutal. I am afraid I will end up pulling a Savy before I get better.

by Lallyjay March 17, 2017

Pulling a Jaime

Leaving any groupchat when you're annoyed because you're in a total bitchy mood

Mrs R. Was Pulling a Jaime
When she left her squads group chat

by 420dankm3m3s June 1, 2016

to pull a jake

verb; to act or behave like a retard in more than one way

to pull a jake: "Man, I got banned on LS-RP for sharing my account. I pulled a jake..."

by gundus September 19, 2016

Pulling A Caleb

When you fuck up something that's hard to fuck up.

Chris was really "pulling a Caleb" when he could barely walk across the room without falling over.

by To Pull A Caleb January 28, 2017