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Park and Pork

While frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in sexual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, horny situations.
Jim : Dude did you get it in at your place last night?

Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
by tbreezy123 February 21, 2011
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ass park

the abbreviation of a Winnipeg park called Assiniboine Park.

Ass park is a great place to play soccer, football, cricket, rugby, fly kites, ride bikes, walk, go to the zoo.

In the summer time there are usually festivals for Canada day and other events, complete with music and entertainemnt.

One of its other great features are the monkey trails, biek trails down by the river, then there is the ever famous 'Dip', its like a skateboard bowl made of dirt.

Ass park is a great place.
Hey guys lets bike over to Ass Park and pick up some chicks.
by Jebus Crust June 30, 2005
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trailer park 500

it's when the Friday night and Saturday night out-goers looking for the next hip and outrageously extravagant mind-blowing party take to the streets in search of said party but only gather other dumb asses to ride in a large line behind each other in a trailer park with the radios blasting yelling from car to car with people hanging out of the windows
hey lets go get crazy twizted on some gak and do a trailer park 500.
by crazy pete and his baller junk February 23, 2009
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nipple parka

A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.
James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.
by GrenadineGang August 28, 2010
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Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.
While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.
by VocabJabber October 17, 2008
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south park

1.A big empty basin in Colorado with nothing for miles around.
2. A show on Comedy Central created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone which shows a awesome town there instead.
Me: You know, no one actually lives in South Park.
Other Guy: Shut Up! I know it's real!
by southparkguy April 19, 2006
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Grace Park

LPGA golfer.

HEIGHT: 5'6"
BIRTH DATE: 3/6/1979
BIRTH PLACE: Seoul, Korea
Grace Park got a par on the 12th hole.
by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004
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