panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 2, 2014

panicdote

The feeling that occurs when you have started an anecdote and realise that you don't know where the story is going and you are likely to not even receive a single, isolated, pity filled laugh.

Friend 1: So I was telling this girl the other night about last week I went to that really great new hardware shop that opened in town, and it totally turned into a panicdote.
Friend 2: Did you just have another panicdote?

by Juni Bear February 27, 2015

Panic Drinking

When you get to a party too early and are scared it's a bust, so you drink excessively before it even begins.

I knew no one was coming fuck! Better start Panic Drinking

by xmattisi December 29, 2015

panicinf

The fear of shitting yourself because your dog is lost.

"the girl was PANICINF because her dog was black and in the dark"

by AHEK July 19, 2016

panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

panicatthepark

A fucking emotastic bum that loves black and food

look! it's panicatthepark!

by panicatthewisco June 26, 2016

Pancist

Hate of everyone.

I'm not a racist, I'm a pancist! I hate every body.

by bengreenhow May 21, 2016