italian Penis

definitely the king of all penises

Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "italian penis".
Gina: They are definitely the kings of penis.
Maria: Yep.

by an irish guy September 13, 2004

Under Cover Penis Lover

(n.) A closet homosexual male. Acts homophobic around his friends to try and disguise his true love for the penis.

Started by nugluh on YouTube.

That Chuck Norris character is a little tooo masculine... could he possibly be an Under Cover Penis Lover?

by teenybeeny December 9, 2008

Dry Heaving Penis

When a man has enough intercourse in a day that he cannot produce enough semen thus creating a dry heave effect via the penis.

When I finally came for the tenth time today my penis dry heaved (dry heaving penis) his final breath.

by Heaving penis August 29, 2010

penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Penis duel

A duel between two men in which both participants attack each other with their erect penises in jabbing or swiping motions. style points are awarded for maneuvers such as swiping your opponent off their feet or ejaculating on his face.

I demand satisfaction! I challenge you to a penis duel!

by InoxFY January 3, 2010

penisdick

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008