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panda sunset

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.
a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"
by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006
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panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.
Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!
by Harry Truman April 6, 2008
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Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.
Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.
by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011
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Panda

"Look at those damn pandas. Going to lower my property values."

"In the war of northern aggression, the yanks stole our pandas"
by _cp3o June 4, 2016
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Albino Panda

"The albino panda is native to nearly everywhere. Other names include albino grizzly bear, giant albino koala, abominable snow-bear, albino black bear, polar bear, Ethan Frey without a tan, and hairy old guy."
by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013
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Dirty Panda

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life
by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020
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Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.
There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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