magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005

comfortably numb

one of the best pink floyd songs. from the wall album. its lyrics are mystifying and powerful and the guitar solos (especially the second one) are enough to give major goosebumps.. and make you want to go insane..

Dude 1: hey man whats a good song to kill yourself to?

Dude 2: well, if it were me, i would want to go out with comfortably numb..

by br71488 May 5, 2009

Rule Number One

Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.

omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!

by Karonaway December 3, 2007

numptington

A village where all numptys are located to bring up numptiods and numptwells usually triggering chavness throughtout the neighbourhood

Larry Burke : Oi Steve you going to pick your numptoids up in numptington tonight.

Steve: Yea just gotta wait for my numpty truck to get fixed

by NumptingtonSteve August 22, 2007

Numnumnum

A noise made when you see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

1) "Wow, that Bosley girl sure has a cute face. Numnumnum."

by jkeelz April 10, 2008

Numb Thumb

A soreness or pain that you feel in your thumb after playing video games for too long. Originated from the Nintendo NES controllers because the movement pad had sharp edges on it and extended play would jab those edges into your thumb making it sore.

"Dude, I've been playing for hours and man does my thumb hurt. I think this controller gave me numb thumb..."

by m1mic March 26, 2009

Number 3

The act of making thick in the warm / doing sex on a lady / putting your choo choo train in a womans tunnel

Im gonna make sex on a lady and number 3 in her warm

by ToppingPilot20 November 7, 2020