Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016

Mom Bag

A friend that has a bag or purse filled with everything you might need. Somehow able to fit all of that stuff into their bag and carry it with them everywhere. Need a pencil, they got you. Snacks or juice, gotchu fam. Condom? Say no more.

"Why is your backpack so huge?"
"It's my mom bag."
"Oh, in that case can I get a juice pouch?"
"I gotchu fam."

by CandySoupKitchen January 24, 2017

MOM GAY ITIS

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You have mom gay itis

by Doctor il August 2, 2019

mom bomb

n., gigantic SUV popular with soccer moms, from "mom" + "bomb" (in the sense of the old slang term for an old worn-out automobile that might explode)

I'm sorry I was late for work, but this stupid cunt driving a mom bomb full of sprogs was doing 35 miles an hour in the passing lane.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 16, 2003

Mom NBT

Mom NBT is an acronym which stands for May Or May Not Be True. It is used with sarcasm to describe an awkward, embarrassing, or strange situation that is actually true though you don't really want to admit it openly.

Mom NBT It's Friday night and I am home alone watching Hannah Montana.

Mom NBT I made out with a chick with a mustache last night.

Mom NBT I have no recollection of what happened last night.

by whathappensinvegas June 4, 2009

mom app

The instant availability of your Mom, via text, for answers to life's everyday questions.

Katie used her Mom app before searching elsewhere for that important crockpot recipe.

by JillskiRN1 September 20, 2013

Mom Arm

When your mom stops the car suddenly and try to protect you by putting her arm across your chest but she just ends up karate chopping you in the throat.

Friend: How did you end up in the hospital.
Me: I got the mom arm.

by Chaoticgamer February 11, 2020