Jerry's mom

1) The hottest milf in Lyons, Colorado.
2) Used in place of a "your mom" joke to any individual named Jerry.
3) Popular lyrics of the hit parody, "Jerry's Mom (Official Parody of "Stacy's Mom")" performed by Lil Sussy and Lil Pimpy.
1) Everyone wants Jerry's mom.
2) Jerry's mom has got it going on.
3) "we f*ck Jerry's mom every night and day"
by turtlesRus13 September 28, 2021
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Medicaid Mom

A dumb bitch, normally fat, lazy, worthless, young, and trashy, that continuously has kids on Medicaid and other public assistance programs despite the fact that she can't afford to take care of them. The nasty chick is typically dirty, unemployed, uneducated, and generally just a skanky whore. Her kids almost never have the same dad. Best of all, she is either proud of being on welfare or believes she is entitled to it simply because it exists. She spends 90% of her time on MySpace or Facebook instead of going out and getting birth control or taking care of her kids.
1: "My sister in law is pregnant.... again"
2: "God, doesn't she have like 5 kids? How does she pay for it?"
1: "Oh you know, she's a Medicaid Mom"
whore white trash welfare skank baby momma unemployed
by SoHateful August 04, 2010
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ur mom

"What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom"

"What time is it?"
"ur mom"

"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."
by Lanan September 25, 2005
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Step Mom

A very Bitchy person. cannot suport herself, thus dating a man for his money. Always hates the children because they use the dads money and attention. Always hates the real mom. Never does helpful trhings without complaining. Acts nice to people that give them money. Hates even there own children. Big babies, super overdramatic.
Step mom: Welcome to our Home
Person: Heres the $50
Step mom: Thanks you can go now, Honey come here I have a papercut
Dad: ya get a bandaid and stop whining my daughter broke her leg
Step mom: Why don't you love me?
by Stacia Laurence January 04, 2010
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Stacey's Mom

A very good song the first time I heard it but since then has gotten to the point where I was in a Theater meeting and got asked my name and I said "Stacey" and they asked me if my mom had it going on!?!?!?!
me - "Hi, I'm Stacey."

boy - (starts huming 'Stacey's Mom') "Hey! Has your mom got it going on???"

me - (I look back at my mom) "I don't know, mom, have you got it going on?"

boy - (face turns beat red)
by Lemon-Drop June 12, 2008
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you're mom

It's your mom. not you're mom. learn grammar.
by Betsch March 03, 2008
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Kyle's Mom

A term for all the overly involved busybodies unsatisfied with ruining their own kid's life want to take away the fun of being a kid from everyone.
That lady who wants to ban all birthday parties because her precious snowflake has a "gluten allergy" is such a Kyle's mom
by mcdubh October 16, 2014
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