poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.

Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.

by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014

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Jello melon

A sexual act in which one vigorously fingers something or someone while bouncing around like jello. One person must have breasts. There fore the melon part. Tounge is often part of jello melon.

We were about to jello melon when the phone rang.

by Bellyuoers September 11, 2015

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squater mellon

Snagging someone elses watermellon and making it your own

Who wants some squater mellon from that other family's camp ground?

by Lord Ratspeaker September 13, 2015

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bottom melon

The part of the human buttocks that peeks from beneath revealing/short clothing. An example would be wearing a towel in such a way that it rises just above the very lowest part of both buttocks.

Those shorts really show off your bottom melon!

by Diction Donkeh December 10, 2015

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skin melons

Abnormally large natural female breasts.

sweater puppets, boobs, tits, knockers, tig ol' bitties, meat hammers

Suh dude was watchin' some gnar BBW porn last night and spanked one out to some quality skin melons.

by Bosco Biscuit August 24, 2016

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chey melon

The nickname is a pretty lit famo, can also be written as Chey 🍈. This person can be shy (No pun intended) but then will open up and be cooler than a Cucumber. Loves animals May Become Depressed, results may vary.

Shes Pretty Cool, is her name Chey Melon?

by CheyMelonLover666 November 7, 2017

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