mega flex

A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.

"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."

by justsomeguywhoeatswaffles November 19, 2018

MEGA-WHITE

A white person that eats kale, is a vegetarian or vegan, uses adult coloring books. They watch football but don't know the rules. They have trouble understanding or even condoning the slightest racist joke.

Did you see Sharon eating kale?
Yeah, she is Mega-White.

by Nvt2126 December 10, 2018

Mega pizda

Vulgar Romanian expression for "very fucking good".

Ficatul de rata o fost mega pizda!
The duck liver was very fucking good!

by Becu2005 January 3, 2019

Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.

“Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”

by urasscrack January 12, 2019

Mega Sleep

That feeling of existential dread and depression that you have to carry on yourself. The only way to resolve this issue is to sleep.

Friend : Hey man wyd tonight?
Me : Man idk I think I'm gonna mega sleep...
Friend : Oh shit man you aight?

by CommunistGaben_ July 23, 2018

Mega faggot

Jon westlake

"The mega faggot just ran into a garbage can on his dirtbike"

by Blorkal_Snorf August 4, 2018

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018